femininedisaster:

ihateteganandsara:

saraqueer:

teganintraining:

quin-tessential:

roses are red
hipsters are vegan
i don’t have a valentine
because i love tegan

roses are red

divas wear mascara 

i don’t have a valentine

because i love sara

roses are red

violets are blue

you’ll never be tegan

so I’ll never love you

violets are violet

roses are red

I’ll never have Sara

I wish I was dead

roses are red

fuck me sara

(via quinessential)

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A Guide to Terminology as used by Western Males of the Species

thescienceofjohnlock:

societyghost:

Prude - a woman who won’t fuck you

Dyke - a woman who won’t fuck you because you have a penis

Slut - a woman who fucks other people and not you

Tease - a woman who won’t fuck you even though she smiled at you

Feminist - a woman who won’t fuck you because she has, like, thoughts and stuff

Bitch - a woman who treats you the same as you treat women

(via gaveueverything)

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Men who want to be feminists do not need to be given a space in feminism. They need to take the space they have in society & make it feminist. Kelley Temple, National Union of Students UK Women’s Officer  (via feministkitsch)

(Source: marchingstars, via notyoudavebrown)

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Q: Are you and Alexandthecon dating?

alexandthecon:

telethons:

Yeee.

Update: we live together


asked by Anonymous
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priceofliberty:

hellabiafra:

vegasmo:

Human: “HAHAHA Animals are so dumb!”

*goes to war with its own species, uses up all of its resources, destroys its own environment, pollutes its own air and water*

Animal: *licks its own asshole*

human: *licks someone else’s asshole and calls it sex*

(via shesayscheese)

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