• I'm high and bored someone kik me a_k8_47
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telethons:

I’m really high and my girlfriend fell asleep. Someone talk to me I’m bored. Wah

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Q: Are you american?

Hell yeah -burp-


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guy:

if u ever feel bad about urself just remember that mona lisa is one of the baddest bitches of all time and her eyebrow game weak lmao she ain’t even got any eyebrows

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femininedisaster:

ihateteganandsara:

saraqueer:

teganintraining:

quin-tessential:

roses are red
hipsters are vegan
i don’t have a valentine
because i love tegan

roses are red

divas wear mascara 

i don’t have a valentine

because i love sara

roses are red

violets are blue

you’ll never be tegan

so I’ll never love you

violets are violet

roses are red

I’ll never have Sara

I wish I was dead

roses are red

fuck me sara

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A Guide to Terminology as used by Western Males of the Species

thescienceofjohnlock:

societyghost:

Prude - a woman who won’t fuck you

Dyke - a woman who won’t fuck you because you have a penis

Slut - a woman who fucks other people and not you

Tease - a woman who won’t fuck you even though she smiled at you

Feminist - a woman who won’t fuck you because she has, like, thoughts and stuff

Bitch - a woman who treats you the same as you treat women

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